The happiest day for Sarah Ferguson in 2011

The Enneagram 7 former duchess must be ecstatic with the closure of her nemesis, The News of the World. With its head, Enneagram 8 Rupert Murdoch flown into London to save the reputation of News Corp. In the wake of the hacking scandal, don't be surprised if you hear from Sarah soon.

Sarah might even call for a boycott of the entire News Corp company from the Sun, Sky satellite, HarperCollins, 20th Century Fox to the Wall Street Journal, the New York Post...

Think Big or Go Home - The York Sisters' Fashion Advice

Like their mother, Sarah Ferguson, would,  Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice of York went all out at their cousin William's wedding to Catherine Middleton. Big hairpieces, big makeup, bold prints, big lace, almost smacks of Snooki.

Poor Beatrice, who seems like Diana in being vulnerable to fashion criticisms, can't catch much of a break in that she slimmed down, cut down her smoking, but then this outfit set it all back.

As for Eugenie... Mama Cass lives!

This is what happens when there is only Dad - Prince Andrew Duke of York - giving fashion advice.

It would be almost better if the sisters switched.