Think Big or Go Home - The York Sisters' Fashion Advice

Like their mother, Sarah Ferguson, would,  Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice of York went all out at their cousin William's wedding to Catherine Middleton. Big hairpieces, big makeup, bold prints, big lace, almost smacks of Snooki.

Poor Beatrice, who seems like Diana in being vulnerable to fashion criticisms, can't catch much of a break in that she slimmed down, cut down her smoking, but then this outfit set it all back.

As for Eugenie... Mama Cass lives!

This is what happens when there is only Dad - Prince Andrew Duke of York - giving fashion advice.

It would be almost better if the sisters switched.

Princess Beatrice survives a car crash... And nary a word of sympathy

If Goldsmith College student princess Beatrice has been convalescing with sympathy, HRH would recover faster. Instead, the elder daughter of Enneagram 7 Sarah Ferguson has garnered scorn for driving her BMW (during a recession), with her bodyguard in the back (expensive trophy security paid by taxpayers) as a student living in a refurbished apartment in St James Palace (refurbished at a cost of a quarter million pounds).

Sarah is Seriously Seven

... Enneagram personality type 7.

The former royal duchess, Sarah Ferguson, managed to combine concern for Haiti with Fashion Week in New York, participating on the catwalk and acting as a host for Naomi Campbell's fundraiser.

Not a new stunt for Fergie, a few years ago, she and Princess Beatrice strutted their stuff together.