Pippa Middleton + George, Earl Percy = Ross + Rachel

While studying at the University of Edinburgh, Pippa Middleton + George, Earl Percy lived together with Lord Ted Innes Kerr
Enneagram 7 Pippa later dated a slew of eligible men but always went back to George
About 18 months ago, Pippa started dating Alex Loudon.
At the wedding of her sister Kate Middleton to Prince William, Pippa was alleged to be cosy with Prince Harry.
Then Pippa was spotted the rest of the spring with George Percy at tennis, dinner, and on holiday in Madrid.
Boyfriend Alex took exception and demanded a "break".
Pippa and Alex reconciled.
In late September, Pippa and Alex attended a social function where George and Pippa danced passionately on the dance floor.
A few days later, close friends told the press Alex gave Pippa the key to his place on her birthday. Shortly after that came rumours Alex querying about buying Pippa a huge engagement ring.
Then out of left field came news that she called it quits. And she sought solace with sister Duchess Catherine and William.
Over the following weekend, close friends say it was Alex who broke her heart by ending it and that his side never saw her as wife material.
Returning to London was Pippa with George from a weekend at his family castle.
Fergawdsakes, people, enough of the yo-yo-ing. You ain't the cast of Friends.

Would YOU eat food prepared by a chef with loose hair?

Umm, Kate, it is time to pull the hair back in the kitchen.
Since no one else in the Montreal culinary school is advising the new Duchess of Cambridge how to respect hygiene, I will step up to the plate.

(and a word to the marketing department of the school, brace yourself for a word from the health inspector once this pix hits the Net...)

A bit like the wedding gown of Grace and of Marie of Denmark

The new Duchess of Cambridge's wedding gown has a touch of Marie's, below...

It's official! Enneagram 6 Prince William engaged

Catherine Elizabeth Middleton finally landed her man. And Prince William is ready to move on from the Will-he-pop-the-question spotlight.

The future princess should distinguish herself from her Waity Katey past with an AFTER look, an adaptation of her current look.

First thing, change the Jemima Goldsmith Khan hair.

Long hair, no matter how luxuriant and glossy, after a certain age is... Miss Haversham.

Evidence: La Bardot, Jemima, Julia Roberts.

Take a tip from Ms Goldsmith... Jemima is differentiating her look from untamed long hair of the time she was married to Imran Khan and while she dated Hugh Grant.

Is Kate Middleton the Daniel Wrestling of Windsors?

What is the new Prince Daniel known for besides the choice of the Bernadotte heiress? A bit of a cypher, he has no stated opinions about anything other than as personal trainer and gym owner. Henri Laborde de Monpezat was a known entity, an accomplished linguist, and a part of the French diplomatic corps with a childhood in French Indochina. Similarly, Claus von Amtra and Philip of Greece came to their crown princesses as men of the world.
An enigma, Prince Daniel has escorted his wife on a whirlwind of engagements both foreign and domestic. Maybe he is a carefully-guarded Enneagram 9? Hopefully the real man will emerge from his "walker" persona soon.
Kate Middleton also is experiencing the Daniel 8-Year Dating Situation. Unless things change - and soon - she will similarly be known as The Partner of, rather than an individual with a life of her own.