It's official! Enneagram 6 Prince William engaged

Catherine Elizabeth Middleton finally landed her man. And Prince William is ready to move on from the Will-he-pop-the-question spotlight.

The future princess should distinguish herself from her Waity Katey past with an AFTER look, an adaptation of her current look.

First thing, change the Jemima Goldsmith Khan hair.

Long hair, no matter how luxuriant and glossy, after a certain age is... Miss Haversham.

Evidence: La Bardot, Jemima, Julia Roberts.

Take a tip from Ms Goldsmith... Jemima is differentiating her look from untamed long hair of the time she was married to Imran Khan and while she dated Hugh Grant.

Is Kate Middleton the Daniel Wrestling of Windsors?

What is the new Prince Daniel known for besides the choice of the Bernadotte heiress? A bit of a cypher, he has no stated opinions about anything other than as personal trainer and gym owner. Henri Laborde de Monpezat was a known entity, an accomplished linguist, and a part of the French diplomatic corps with a childhood in French Indochina. Similarly, Claus von Amtra and Philip of Greece came to their crown princesses as men of the world.
An enigma, Prince Daniel has escorted his wife on a whirlwind of engagements both foreign and domestic. Maybe he is a carefully-guarded Enneagram 9? Hopefully the real man will emerge from his "walker" persona soon.
Kate Middleton also is experiencing the Daniel 8-Year Dating Situation. Unless things change - and soon - she will similarly be known as The Partner of, rather than an individual with a life of her own.

The PR genius for the Swedish Royals should be demoted!

Or as Donald Trump puts it, "You're fired."

An unauthorised biography of King Carl Gustaf has sold out in bookstores all over Stockholm. The father of 3 and husband of 34 years to his German-Brazilian consort Silvia was hung out to dry with ill-advised and badly-prepared statements at a press conference by some amateur PR flak.

What is Swedish for "we have nothing to say, nor will we."?